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Warning

Beware of elderly people driving big cars. They may pull out directly in front of you as if you weren't there at all; and consequently, make you slam on your brakes which will cause you to swerve off the road. Then, you'll spend the remainder of your car ride waving your fist and mumbling obscenities like a mad person.

When I was a teenager just learning to drive (yes, there were automobiles even back then!)...I was told this rule: Old people behind the wheel are risky. Old people wearing hats behind the wheel are just downright dangerous!

He was wearing a hat!

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